keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Have been described as a human version of Charmander
Natural red hair
Slytherin
My dogs are my babies and mean the whole world to me
i pray that aug, sep, oct, nov and dec are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open and opportunities
it must be really weird for anyone who was taught by dumbledore and mcgonagall and the rest to become teachers and have to, like, treat them as colleagues
like, snape and lupin have one (1) thing in common and it’s a pathological inability to call dumbledore by his first name
Correct me if i’m wrong, but wasn’t McGonagall more or less in the same year as Tom Riddle?
Does that mean that Dumbledore was also her teacher?
Minerva McGonagall has called him Albus since she was eleven because she is a queen who bows to no one
The image of an 11yo Minerva McGonagall looking her new professor dead in the eye and saying “Will there be homework tonight, Albus?” is too powerful for words
I can just see it going down something like this:
Shiny new transfiguration professor Albus Dumbledore: “Now you won’t be able to turn your matchstick into a needle on the first try, of course, but—”
Tiny eleven-year-old BAMF Minerva McGonagall with a Scottish accent thicker than pea soup: “Ayy! Ye cannae know that!”
Albus Dumbledore, whose experience with the results of being patronizing to small badass children is insufficient to warn him not to: “Oh, absolutely, young lady, you might surprise us. Or any of your classmates might, it’s true.”
Tiny smoldering barrel of magical talent with “TNT” painted on the side Minerva McGonagall: “What’ll ye give us if we do surprise ye?”
Brightly-colored balloon of good-natured obliviousness Albus Dumbledore: “Why, my dear Miss McGonagall, if you can give me a needle on the first try, I shall allow you to call me by my first name.”
It’s a very fine needle, and she calls him Albus for the rest of her life.
Have I reblogged this before? Yes. Yes, I have. Will I be reblogging this again? Also yes
straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups are like: *the feminist mom friend* *ex-pro wrestler* *disgraced prince* *living reincarnation of the earth spirit born into the body of a young boy who was frozen in a glacier for a century and awoke to find that his people were the victims of a genocide and he is the sole survivor* *sokka*
It fucking took me till *sokka* to realize what this fucking was im crying i just fucking accepted disgraced prince and living reincarnation bc the gays be like that sometimes but my god yes
Kitten mimics his human petting the dog
(via)
“It’s a good thing he’s cute!”
(via)
Ciri: Bard, do you take requests?
Jaskier: Of course, Princess.
Ciri: I request that you take a vow of silence.
Merchant: Thanks for saving my life; in return, I can give you the Law of Surprise.
(Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the merchant, his wife has very very recently decided to adopt Ciri)
Destiny, trying not to piss itself laughing: Hey- h-hey Geralt. You wanna - pffbt - you wanna try this again - fffffh - see how it goes this time?
The Witcher: two bros chilling in a hot tub rubbing chamomile on their bottoms cuz they’re NOT FRIENDS.




